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Don't Drink and Stun Gun
Don't Drink and Stun Gun
A couple from Illinois bet on "Monday Night Football" the other night, and the 42-year-old husband won, when the Bears beat the Packers.  The bet?  He got to use a taser on his wife for three seconds. What could possibly go wrong with a plan like that? I mean, of course, other than everything.
Crime Lesson #23 — Don’t Leave Your Getaway Car Unattended
Crime Lesson #23 — Don’t Leave Your Getaway Car Unattended
These guys no doubt think they're a couple of real tough hombres. Being the master criminals they are, they must have thought, "Now, where can we get a whole lot of money and move in to Easy Street." Well, naturally they decided they were going to rob a Burger King. And that my friends was decidedly NOT a good decision thanks to a fast thinking Burger King worker.
Stupid Criminals — Idiot Thief Takes Out His Own Accomplice
Stupid Criminals — Idiot Thief Takes Out His Own Accomplice
Yeah, here's a pair of rocket scientist who are willing to go to jail for a few gallons of gas. The problem is that they both lack the intelligence to even pull a drive off. Now that I think about it, how do you do that anyway? Are there still places where you just drive up and start pumping without either going inside or swiping your card? Is this a case of stupidity convergence? Also...Even if t

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