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Stupid Criminals — Idiot Thief Takes Out His Own Accomplice
Yeah, here's a pair of rocket scientist who are willing to go to jail for a few gallons of gas. The problem is that they both lack the intelligence to even pull a drive off.
Now that I think about it, how do you do that anyway? Are there still places where you just drive up and start pumping without either going inside or swiping your card? Is this a case of stupidity convergence?
Also...Even if they didn't steal anything, shouldn't the fashion police haul her off?
At any rate, here's today episode of "Too Stupid to Steal Gas"
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