This Is, By Far, The Worst Hold Music You’ve Ever Heard
It doesn't just sound bad, it physically hurts your ears.
What even is that? Some sort of jazz? Circus music? Why does it sound like someone in screaming?!?
It's obvious that no one that works at this bank has ever actually been on hold with their own company at any point. Because if they had - this would no longer be the music that they're playing.
Sure, other hold music can be obnoxious, the elevator music can put you to sleep while you wait. But, I'd rather listen to the sweet sweet sounds of Kenny G as they slowly lulled me to sleep than listen to... whatever this is.