My Super Bowl Predictions

In the past ten years I’ve enjoyed a 92% accuracy rate

Traffic on 610 Loop especially near Fannin and Kirby will me more of a mess than usual and all day and all night for 9 straight days beginning January 29. Parts of South Main Street will be impassable.

Sausage and link sales in the Houston metro grocery stores will quintuple starting January 30^th

Charcoal briquettes will be in short supply along with ice. And beer.

500 will pass out before the kickoff

By September 2017, 32% of fans aged 18-34 of the winning team will have become new parents.

Many for the first time.

8. The network will publish the insane amount of money they’re collecting for a one half minute advertisement, one or two of which will be memorable and repeated ad infinitum until the end of February.

Dallas Cowboys vs Miami Dolphins, Super Bowl VI — Sports Illustrated/Getty Images

9. Between 7 and 9 percent of the viewers in the stadium and worldwide on television will wonder ‘when the 7^th inning stretch” is so they can go to the bathroom

10. Fifty percent of sports journalists will declare it the greatest game in history, the other 50% the worst and it won’t matter because we’ll all have to do this again in just one year.

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