I know it sounds like I'm pulling an epic prank on you and you're expecting to get "Rick-rolled" at any second, but this is completely true!

No one's resume is ever truly complete until they add rapper to it. I don't care if you're talkin' Shaq, Mr. T, or ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?

Yes, Arnold busted his very first rhymes, and they're not exactly fresh. But he tried.

A singer named Andreas Gabalier from Arnold's home country of Austria wrote a song all about him. It's called "Pump It Up - The Motivation Song", and he got Arnold to drop some bars on it. They include this brilliance:

"Break some rules, knock down wall, don't be afraid to fail / You have to think outside the box, I say no pain no gain.

"I don't want to hear it can't be done, give always something back / My name is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'll be back."

Yes, he rhymed "back" with "back", but cut him a break, he's new to the game. Plus he's been in this country since the '60s, and English still isn't one of his strong suits.