My Top 5 “Brainy” Jokes
I'm sure you're wondering why there is a picture of Batman on this post. Well, if you read the entire article, it will all make sense.
I love jokes and sometimes I'll laugh at the stupidest jokes in the world, but for some reason, I love what are generally referred to as "brainy" jokes. I found an article on Buzz Feed and the name of the article is "21 Jokes So Clever You probably Won't Understand Them."
Well, they certainly named the article correctly because there were several I had to look up, but I still enjoyed them once I knew where the joke was. I'll give you my favorite jokes, then share one I had to look up.
Here are my Top 5 "Brainy" Jokes
5.It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac, They take things literally.
4. Who the heck is this Rorschach guy and why does he do so many paintings of my parents fighting?
3. Pavlov is sitting in a bar when, suddenly the phone rings and Pavlov thinks to himself, "Oh Damn. I forgot to feed the dogs."
2. There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..
And my very favorite joke of all time:
1. Renee Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" Descartes replies, "I think not' and disappears.
Okay. those are the one's that I got. Here's an example of one I had to look up:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
I was asleep for most of what I was supposed to learn about atomic symbols and such. As it turns out, the atomic symbol for sodium is "NA."
So 16 sodium atoms followed by Batman would be:
I don't make em up, I just pass them along.