My brother started a new school in the third grade. His teacher was out sick so the entire class was making her get well cards. You have to remember the teacher and my brother had never met one another. My brother drew a skunk on the front of his card and on the inside wrote "Roses are red, Violets are blue, the skunk on the front reminds me of you." The teacher could not wait to get back to work to meet this new student. Teachers have to have a great sense of humor. You'll see why.


Sometimes you just don't know the answer to a question. You can either say I don't know or take a stab at it. ere are some hilarious answers from actual students. I would have to say most of these are correct answers.