My Super Bowl Predictions
In the past ten years I’ve enjoyed a 92% accuracy rate
8. The network will publish the insane amount of money they’re collecting for a one half minute advertisement, one or two of which will be memorable and repeated ad infinitum until the end of February.
9. Between 7 and 9 percent of the viewers in the stadium and worldwide on television will wonder ‘when the 7th inning stretch” is so they can go to the bathroom
10. Fifty percent of sports journalists will declare it the greatest game in history, the other 50% the worst and it won’t matter because we’ll all have to do this again in just one year.