My best friend, Patrick McClure had this record and we nearly wore it out.  I thought that since a) it's football season and b) Andy Griffith passed away this year, I'd share this with you. If you've never heard it, you're in for a good laugh!

This record pre-dates he Andy Griffith Show by about 7 years. Andy was doing stand-up at the time as "Deacon" Andy Griffith. Enjoy!