As Amazon Associates, we earn on qualifying purchases.

Yeah, we know it's not even Thanksgiving yet but Hobby Lobby had Christmas decorations out in July, so back off.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
I got a new shotgun, me

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight Tony's shakers
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine Cajuns dancing
Eight Tony's shakers
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten cooyons drinking
Nine Cajuns dancing
Eight Tony's shakers
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven Wayne Toups CDs
Ten cooyons drinking
Nine Cajuns dancing
Eight Tony's shakers
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve crawfish boils
Eleven Wayne Toups CDs
Ten cooyons drinking
Nine Cajuns dancing
Eight Tony's shakers
Seven beers are chilling
Six bills dey paying
FIVE FLEUR-DE-LIS!
Four new yard birds
Three deep-fried hens
Two hunting gloves
I got a new shotgun, me