Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey had a most eloquent story that explained the reasoning of the Christmas Story incredibly well. Merry Christmas, may the Peace of the season live deep within you.
I have been a DJ since I was 18 years old. I am not going to say how long that has been; but in all that time I have never had a "Real Job." It has been tough at times, and I am still not sure it was the best career choice -- but I have seen and done some crazy things. This spoof of the "God Made A Farmer" speech by Paul Harvey kind of sums it up.