You think you know your pet, but do you *know* your pet? Would you, for example, say your guinea pig is a Betty or a Veronica? What's your iguana's opinion on repealing the Glass-Steagall Act? Most importantly, DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR FERRET'S MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY TYPE????!! Is your pet ... an INTROVERT?
I want to know who did the research for this story? Can you imagine being told "We want you to live at the beach for a few months and watch monkeys steal drinks?" Twist my arm! I'm in! The monkeys are funny and there are some interesting parallels to humans.