Matt Singer Is Stupid

A Krabby Whopper? Bacon tots? Pineapple float? Things are getting very SpongeBob at Burger King.

Now I truly understand the horror of fighting an animatronic bear.

They’re strawberry flavored, the official flavor of the Upside Down.

Stranger things are definitely happening inside my digestive system now.

Tostitos made Oliver’s Dip in honor of the hit Hulu series. But what flavor is it???

There’s even a limited-time Child’s Play soda.

My digestive system is about to get freaky.

Would you eat these bizarre concoctions created to promote famous movies?

Let’s hope misfortune doesn’t await for my digestive system.

Maybe cosmic rays are what prevent them from going stale.

Four pizza flavors on one pie. Get ready, true believers.

Butterbeer popcorn? Butterbeer cookies? Butterbeer Kisses? Yes to all of the above.