"Wanna go to the beach?" NO. I'm a pale girl...I'll burn. "Wanna try this new bronzer?" NO. I'm a pale girl...I'll look like a Cheeto. "Use my suntan lotion...its an SPF 4." NO. I'm a pale girl...I'll look like a crawfish. And we're not even going to talk about "self-tanning" products...
I don't know about you, but when things don't go my way, the toddler in my head has a huge, screaming, kicking, rolling on the floor tantrum. But what would that look like if I let the toddler out?
I don't know about you, but I'm always careful (paranoid) about what I say in an elevator. You never know who's listening. For example, the puppets may be listening and then your conversation becomes fodder for Twitter and You Tube...like this:
Now this, dear reader, is entertainment. You can have your "Grumpy Cat" your "adorable babies" and your "awesome 12 year old guitar players."
No sir, for sheer entertainment enjoyment, give me "Goats Yelling Like Humans" anytime.
Watch this and I know you'll be asking, "Gary, when will we have more "Goats Yelling Like Humans?"
What’s cuter than a cat named Jumbo Pillow eating pumpkin strips while dressed in a pumpkin costume? Honestly, nothing. But if you don’t believe us, feel free to take a look for yourself.