flight delay

I was suppose to fly out for a business conference today, departing from the Lafayette airport at around 6:15 a.m. today.  But when I got there, I found out the flight was delayed for "crew problems," whatever that somewhat terrifying statement means.  So now, I have four hours on my hands.  There's got to be some trouble I can get into while I'm here, right?  Let's start by ticking off