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Gary’s Crime Tips — Disguises
Gary’s Crime Tips — Disguises
Gary’s Crime Tips — Disguises
I guess it's time for another "Crime Tip." Now, a month or so ago, I covered 'not leaving your getaway car unattended. I'll give you a moment to go back and review that helpful tip (here's some "waiting music" to make the time go by faster Ya back yet? Okay. I thought that it might be a good idea to cover 'disguises.'
Break in — Eat Whipped Cream — Take Nap — Go to Jail
Break in — Eat Whipped Cream — Take Nap — Go to Jail
Break in — Eat Whipped Cream — Take Nap — Go to Jail
The idiot in the picture is named Trevor Runyon. Trevor was either stoned out of his mind...or stupid...probably both. He decided he needed to break into a grocery store and have a party. Here's the part that amazed him....He got caught! Wow! Who could have predicted that?
Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday. The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.
Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup
Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup
Rude Girl Flips Off Judge, Gets 30 Days in Lockup
Left on her own without legal representation, this girl (who was awaiting arraignment for a first arrest) was in over her head. It probably also didn't help that she didn't get the sobering reality of being physically present in court to knock some sense into her, since this is a video arraignment taking place from jail, where she is nervous and surrounded by other inmates. Oh, and it doesn't help

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