If you can be flexible in your travel plans and take a later flight, then flying into Louisiana is going to be perfect for you. The rest of us just want to get on the plane and go.
Do you know what a "coach roach" is? Would you sit next to Jim Wilson? These are the kind of questions you can't answer unless you know the airlines secret language.
You've got less than a year to get that "Gold Star" on your driver's license if you want to be able to get on an airplane or visit certain military bases.