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It's not like this is a requirement or anything, but owning these seven things will immediately up your street cred here in the Bayou State. You don't have to have all of them, though.

Maybe you don't like LSU Barbie Cheerleader dolls or you're worried someone will make fun of you at your next crawfish boil.

Don't worry! As long as you own at least five of these seven things, you'll be fine. We promise.