How My Brainy Friends Spend Their Weekend

Here's a strange story. For some reason, I have a lot of friends that are chemist, engineers and biologist. I guess they keep me around because I make them feel even smarter than they already are. Now, you may think that all these highly intelligent people spend their weekends reading treatise on string theory and Schrodinger's Cat, but I'm here to tell you they don't.

I got a text from one of my friends that said, "Come to Seth's house. We're smashing a pool." I naturally assume that "smashing" is some new slang term I don't know yet, so I looked it up. It turns out that "smashing" is slang for 'coitus' as Sheldon on Big Bang Theory puts it. Well, I knew that the friend that texted me would never text anything about the subject of sex and that, factoring in the swimming pool, that there must be an even new meaning of 'smashing.'

Well, friends; here is a video of what she meant.