Marla Rosenthal

SpongeBob SquarePants has been called many things — violent, adult, insane and rude, for starters. But one word the show’s creators might not have seen coming in the onslaught of descriptors about their show is “amoral.”

As the world braces/readies itself for the triumphant spinoff debut of ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ pageant princess Alana Thompson, the internet has been flooded with candid moments between the self-proclaimed “Honey Boo Boo” and her family.