A New See-Through Men’s Bathing Suit Goes Viral
If you're tired of seeing that sixty-four-year-old hairy beast of a man wearing a Speedo at the beach, you know exactly who I'm talking about. But you haven't seen anything yet.
A company called MaverickSwim just released a new men's bathing suit that's totally see-through. See-through, as in if the guy wants to, you could see his flotation device.
They say you can wear something under it or, "Just go bare for fun."
If you're interested in purchasing one of these beach blasphemies, they're $27 on MaverickSwim's website.
Here's your first look:
If they're trying to sell me on the dream that only cut dudes like the model in the picture above are gonna wear this abomination, then maybe I could be sorta cool with that. However, whether it's a joke or not, out-of-shape dudes all across the country are going to be rocking this at your local beach.
You want a close-up? Ready or not, here ya go:
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Nothing like being able to see a dude's orange banana hammock. Ugh.