Before I get hate mail telling me I'm anti-German, let me just say that Irish sounds like someone with a mouthful of rocks trying to chew them and speak English at the same time.

There, now that I've indulged in a bit of CYA, I have to state that, when you hear someone speaking Italian, no matter what they are saying, it sounds like music. ON the other hand, no matter what you say in German, it just sounds angry.

Here is a great video to illustrate my point: