Believe it or not; I was a pretty good kid. I never got into any real trouble.Of course, it wasn't for a lack of trying. the thing is that I never got caught. Most of the things I worried about my mom finding out I now realize were pretty petty crimes to begin with. I'll give you an example:

When I was pretty young, we had some new neighbors and their son, who was about three years older than me, but in the same grade, taught me a bunch of new words. He then held it over my head. Any time he needed to frame me, he would threaten to tell my mom that I "cussed." I know fully believe that "cussing" is all in the intent and if you don't have the slightest idea what the words mean, it's not bad. I'm sticking to that.

I know Mother's Day is over, but I identified so much with this video that I just had to share it. Here are a bunch of folks revealing the biggest lies they ever told their moms.

Biggest lie I ever told mom? Well, I told her that I was spending the night at a friends house and each of my friends told their moms that they were staying at my house. You know, it was one of those "chain lies." At any rate, we didn't spend the night at anyone's house, we all went on a surfing trip to Galveston.

Here are some other folks and their lies.