Things That Are Certain About Future Royal Born to Kate and Harry
There is still a lot of speculation about the baby supposedly being born today in London. There are some certainties though. We have compiled a list. You are free to add to it.
You know Prince Albert will not be at the birth. He is still stuck in the can.
You can bet that if the baby is a boy ... he will not be named Albert
If it is a boy he will be known as "Prince" and never as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"
The baby cam will be an instant hit on Skype.
Prince Phillip will now have someone to blame it on when he passes gas.
Prince Phillips will not be the only royal in Diapers.