Buy his soap and have no homework. Four dollars for a night with no homework? Seems like a good deal to me.

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I wish my teachers had offered me such a deal. Everything was fine until someone came clean and ratted out the teacher. there is always that one person that is just not very hygienic! Thank goodness this did not happen in Louisiana. This actually happened in New York. If the students purchased some of the teachers three or four dollar homemade soap bars they could get a no homework pass. The school board was not as amused as you may be and fined the teacher $4,000 (or 1,000 bars of soap.)