tide detergent

Stemming the Tide of Crime…(insert weak laugh here)
Stemming the Tide of Crime…(insert weak laugh here)
Stemming the Tide of Crime…(insert weak laugh here)
"And they got clean away" (he he) What gives? It seems that  nine out of ten crooks prefer the laundry washed in Tide over the other brand. For some reason, there have been a rash of crimes in which Tide detergent was shoplifted.  You would think that, like consumers, some shoplifters were prefer All or Downey...Nope! Just Tide!