stupid criminals

A Crowley man is busted inside the Welsh City Court after officers noticed he smelled like marijuana.

This alleged ambulance thief may be a crook but he is no liar at least when it comes to the reasoning behind his crime.

A Florida man stole a rare coin collection, and other items, worth $350,000. He cashed in $33,000 of the coins in a Coinstar machine at face value....

Was it the grease or was it the police? A New Orleans crook botches an attempted robbery in a very unique way.

Ville Platte Police say the man had no warrants until he stole a truck parked right outside the police station.

So, this guy collapses in a bar. A Good Samaritan steps forward to help, but ends up helping himself to the guys wallet. The story doesn't end there because the Good Samaritan then spent the money he just stole.

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

A couple from Illinois bet on "Monday Night Football" the other night, and the 42-year-old husband won, when the Bears beat the Packers.  The bet?  He got to use a taser on his wife for three seconds. What could possibly go wrong with a plan like that? I mean, of course, other than everything.

We've all read about robbers who get the munchies while ransacking a house, right? Well, big news to crooks; Your DNA is everywhere!

These guys no doubt think they're a couple of real tough hombres. Being the master criminals they are, they must have thought, "Now, where can we get a whole lot of money and move in to Easy Street." Well, naturally they decided they were going to rob a Burger King. And that my friends was decidedly NOT a good decision thanks to a fast thinking Burger King worker.

Dad wasn't invited to the picnic. He wanted to let them know he wasn't pleased about not being invited. So he burned down the house...as you do.

Yeah, here's a pair of rocket scientist who are willing to go to jail for a few gallons of gas. The problem is that they both lack the intelligence to even pull a drive off. Now that I think about it, how do you do that anyway? Are there still places where you just drive up and start pumping without either going inside or swiping your card? Is this a case of stupidity convergence? Also...Even if t