infomercial parody

I'm betting you didn't know that... A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there were Infomercials!  Yep, you can travel all the way to the outer moons of Endor and not get away from screaming, crazy infomercials.  Hire a Blaster as your attorney, call 1-800-HOT DROID, save an Ewok or keep your valuables save with Carbonite...