Yes, I tend to be a bit militant about correct grammar. I don't know why...I can't help it. And I'm not the only one. So, please help me and the other members of the grammar police and check out this fun video.
If you've never seen half of a bell pepper that looks like a face, you need to do one of two things; either A) eat more vegetables, or B) look at these pictures. Actually, it probably wouldn't hurt to do both.