funny fails

You would think that huge companies would know better than to mess with what's working for them, but no.  Have a laugh at the expense of big business with some of their colossal marketing failures.

The concept of an escalator is simple for most of us: Place on foot on ascending (or descending) step, follow with other foot.  Ride to the top (or bottom).  Walk away.  The problem seems to occur when someone veers from these simple directions...