Wow. I have really hit the goldmine this week when it comes to important, hard-hitting news stories to share with you. You may recall my amazing '16 Seconds of an Armadillo Dancing.'
Well, never content to rest on my laurels I submit for your entertainment and education, 'The 5 Most Influential Candy Bars of All Time!'
You may be one of those purist who say, "But, Gary. This isn't news.'
To my detractors I say, "Oh, yeah? I stole it from TIME magazine!' So there.