baggy pants

So, Joe Cool in his baggy pants (you know, the style that went out about 10 years ago, but some people didn't get the memo that it now just looks dumb) decides he needs a cell phone. Since working and saving money to have a cell phone isn't cool, he decides he's just going to take someone's phone. Now we have to factor in the moron-ocity (I made up the word so I can hyphenate it if I want) of stea