It Was a Drive-By Shaving-An Amish Crime Spree !
What goes, "Clip-Clop-Clip-Clop....BANG...Clip-Clop-Clip-Clop
Answer: An Amish Drive by shooting!
AND...It's a story about hair and two of the perps are named Mullet..Perfect
This is Amish crime at it's worst....