When I first saw the headline I thought for sure it happened in Arkansas, but no, it didn't even happen in the South.

30-year-old Michael Crockett Junior of Buxton, Maine was wanted by the police for a home invasion robbery and assault and decided to hide out in the Maine woods. Somewhere along the line he must have gotten bored or hungry because he called his attorney and agreed to give himself up IF the police would meet his demand.

Just what were his demands?

Buxton told cops he would turn himself in for a Mountain Dew, some chocolate milk and a pizza.

The cops showed up, took Buxton to a convenience store and Buxton finished eating and drinking everything before they got him to jail. Directly to jail and he won't get $200 for passing 'Go.'