Most of my friends are pretty intelligent people, so we sit around and talk philosophy, literature and physics all day.

Okay, that's a bald faced lie. To tell the truth, we were all pretty much educated by Mad Magazine. Generally we are a very silly lot and we watch such drek as "Chad Vader, Day Manager."

The premise is simple. Darth (who the hell would name a kid "Darth") Vader has changed his name to "Chad" and  is now the day manager at a grocery store.

And we think it would

Now that, my friends, is deep.