Remember Rick Astley? Between January of 1988 and October of 1993, he was huge. Seven Top 40 Hits, tow songs at #1 and millions of records sold.

In 2007 he became an internet phenom when "Rickrolling" became all the rage. Rickrolling, if you didn't know, is a version of the old "bait and switch" routine. Let's say you see a link for a post that says, "See Snookie say something intelligent." Well, of course you're going to wonder about that, so you click on the link only to find that it's not Snookie saying anything intelligent ( yeah, like that's going to be a real link in the first place) but a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Enough already...Here's Seven things Rick Astley would never do:

flickr/Julio Stark

Yeah, I know this was stupid.

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