Random Thoughts on a Rainy Friday

I haven't posted any random thoughts in awhile. I guess I just haven't been thinking randomly as much as I used to.

Still, it's a rainy Friday and I'm sitting here watching it rain, which is weird because there's no window in my office. I find watching it rain very comforting for some reason. It also makes me appreciate the fact that I have a desk job and that I'm not out working in the rain nor am I losing money because of a rain out.

I guess that's part of why I went into radio. Other than telling you what the weather is going to be, I don't have to deal with it. Actually, the real reason I went into radio is because I have this need to be the center of attention and be in control. Okay, the real reason is that I'm lazy and I have a job that allows me to make a nice living just by being myself. It's the lazy man's definition of success.

So, on this rainy Friday, a few thoughts popped into my head.

What if the only reason you can't pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself?

In TV murder mysteries, why does a killer who's about to kill someone by means of an injection always find it necessary to flick the syringe to eliminate any 'harmful' bubbles beforehand?

Whoever named "Now You See Me 2" missed a really obvious joke when they didn't name it "Now You Don't."

If I were a hacker, I'd probably just hack into websites to fix typos and missing Oxford commas.

Traveling is just a real world type of DLC: you pay a bunch of money to unlock a part of the game that you couldn't get to otherwise.

In Star Trek, Dr. McCoy never attempts CPR. He just checks for a pulse and says: Dead.

12:00pm is earlier than 11:59pm

As an adult, being grounded and sent to my room alone for hours sounds amazing.

And finally, this isn't really a random thought; It's something I just learned last night. A hot pocket takes longer to cool down that it does to actually cook it.