A security cam at Seattle's KIRO-FM recorded a burglar with a mop handle trying to smash the windows of an employee's car.  But the windows wouldn't break so he headed over to a rooftop and tried to jump across a gap, but he fell and passed out.

According to reports he was down for 17 minutes, and then got up and ran.  They still haven't found him.  But the reason the video went viral is because the station had host John Curley do a play-by-play voice-over of the whole thing...and it's hysterical.

As a DJ, this is only something you dream of!  We are all living vicariously through John Curley right now!  This ranks at the top along with squirrel on football fields play-by-plays and streaking fans on the field play-by-plays!