The plan was perfect! 80-year-old Manuel Rodriguez decided that no one would look twice at a woman looking at purses. So, Manuel dressed as a woman, but the brilliant plan went South real fast when Rodiguez, who is, as we can all see in the picture, completely bald. It seems that Manuel forgot to add hair.

If you plan to shoplift, the idea is to be as inconspicuous as possible, so, if you're going to dress like a woman, some sort of hair might be in order. Rodriguez overlook that one small, but important item.

First, he grabbed a purse . . . then started shoving more women's clothes into it.

The guards easily spotted him, watched him stealing the stuff, and held him until the cops came.

He's been charged with petty theft.  He was booked into jail with his lipstick still intact.

I have to say that it looks like he's about to cry off his mascara.