There's a "safari park" in Crimea where you can get uncomfortably close to tame lions that are not in cages. Somebody posted a video of the place and it shows a massive male lion climbing into a safari vehicle that's filled with tourists.

It looks like all he wants is for someone to pet him, and everyone tries to accommodate. Did I mention he's a full-grown male lion?

Look, if I can't physically beat up an animal that decides to snap, I don't want anything to do with that situation!  You couldn't pay me enough to do this!

Case in point, the wife wants to buy a Mastiff, and all I can do is laugh.  Because I know if that dog snaps, all I could do is just lay down and die.  Same thing with the lion, not me!