This is where some of us good ole boys get in trouble. In the middle of the merriment we are going to play with fire. There are a few ways to prevent disaster.

First we will see what not to do (and we all know some cullion who would do it like this.) Unless you like your turkey a little crisp ... just sayin'.

Then we have the safe way to a perfect turkey demonstrated by a former Star Fleet Commander. This may be William Shatner's best work ever!