I'm torn between sharing stories about an ex and avoiding being sued. Let's just say that, at least one of my exes, had a unique outlook on reality.

Here are a few selections from a recent poll that asked, 'How crazy is your ex?'

Do you have a story that would top these?

1. One respondant says that his ex signed him up with a paid membrship in the Ku Klux Klan. He added that people think he really is a member. Yes, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

2.  One woman wrote that her ex had her name tattooed on his rear end. He thought that would prove to her just how much he cared. She interpreted the action as showing just how crazy he was and how right she was to break it off in the first place. Suffice to say she was not impressed.

3.  One poor guy had an ex who would call his boss about 40 times a day and tell him just what a evil, wicked, mean and nasty person he was and that he should be fired. Later, when the poor slob changed jobs, she did the same thing with his new boss.

4.  A guy wrote in and said that his mom was a hair dresser. His ex would go get her hair cut every day to try and convince mom that her son should take her back. The plan didn't work but the ex had really short hair after about a week.

Do you feel better about your ex after reading this?