Here’s A Graduation Speech for Regular People — Or Why You Should Be The President’s Janitor [VIDEO]
Every year around this time, YouTube starts filling up with graduation speeches from all these high-falutin' celebrities and CEOs. And they're all so full of bull feces that it's coming out of their ears.
I wanted to do a speech for the Average Joe, for the guy who won't be a top executive or a movie star or someone millions of people admire. Sure, that's great and all, but someone in this world still has to clean toilets, am I right?
So here, instead, is the advice I wish someone had given me before I realized I was never going to be special ever again. Here is the Commencement Speech of the Damned. Good luck to you in your life, bucko. You're gonna need it!