Don’t Forget To Set Your Clocks Back – Win A FREE Hour!
You don’t even have to be Caller No. 5 for this one! The Powers That Be have decided it’s time to set your clocks back one hour at 2 a.m. on Saturday night, which means you win one free hour to do whatever you like! Oh, you’re welcome!
Now, it should also be noted that this is a wonderful time to change the batteries in your smoke alarms, carbon monoxide alarms, and anti-alien perimeter protection alarms. (That last one is only for people who wear tin-foil hats.)
Anyway, use your extra hour well, because the same Powers That Be are going to take that hour back in the spring and probably give it to someone who doesn’t respect it like you do.