Comedy at It’s Finest — White Folks Dancing
Before I even start this story I just want to assure you that I don't mean anything racist when I say that white people can't dance. As it turns out, I am white. In fact, there have been white people in my family as far back as anyone can remember. None of my male relatives have ever been able to dance. I am not the exception to the rule.
I remember driving a choreographer up the wall during rehearsal for a musical called. "Forever Plaid." I could plainly see the dance steps I was expected to do. I even have a great sense of musical rhythm and timing. Alas, my body refuses to have anything to do with it. That choreographer is now my morning partner on 92-9 The Lake!
Yep, it was Heather and I thought she was a terror. Well, she is, but that's beside the point.
Is there anything funnier than bad dancing?
When it comes to arms, Do this:
Not This. Also, you might want to cut back on the facial expressions
You can look less ridiculous if you sit. Also a little fashion tip: Nothing screams 'White Boy' as much as dress socks and shorts.
Rule Number 28 -- Not All Performers Can Dance: Taylor Swift For Example:
I may be Caucasian, but this guy is a 'White Boy'
Guess the rest of the 'flash mob' didn't show:
Okay, YOU tell him he looks silly
Dance like nobody's watching. The woman next to him is thinking, "last date."
Didn't this guy used to be a big shot in Russia?
Of course, as I said, there are exceptions: